We have noting to sell.

Your good health is yours for the taking.

Just get off your butt and get moving!

We do have something to give away for FREE!

If you send the Key Slacker an email through the Contact Link and say something nice he will mail you a Yoga for Slackers Sticker. If you say something mean he will send you bad Karma via the universe. Be sure to give him your mailing address which will not be shared with anyone.

You can proudly put this sticker on your water battle. Yes you will need to bring a water battle to yoga. Without proper hydration someone praticing yoga will dry up and blow away, or so it seems as they all have water bottles.